Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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