guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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