im about as happy as oj after his trial
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
