Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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