Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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