perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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