who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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