Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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