Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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