Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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