Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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