I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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