I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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