Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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