ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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