I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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