so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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