There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i out mim tonsoeep
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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