Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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