Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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