I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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