Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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