i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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