I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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