Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.