They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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