eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize