I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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