Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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