how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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