She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Dignity is for republicans.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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