my sisters under your porch take her home
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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