hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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