I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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