Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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