Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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