i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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