There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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