She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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