Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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