Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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