I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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