just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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