careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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