the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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