i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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