I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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