Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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