U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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