Is it because I queefed?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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