I am spending my child support on dildos
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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