Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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