I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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