Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
false alarm, still single
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