David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
last night I used snow as a chaser
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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