YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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