I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Come on in and take your pants off
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